KOSHER KLOTHING

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

2008 HOLIDAY SHIRT SALE!

ALL SHIRTS FOR $10
FREE SHIPPING!

KOSHER PIG
100% COTTON SHIRTS
SIZES: M, L, XL
SHIRT COLORS: NAVY with white logo

MIX YOUR MILK WITH YOUR MEAT
100% COTTON SHIRTS
SIZES: M, L, XL
SHIRT COLORS: BLACK with red text and white outline

I GOT STUFFED AT SCHAPIRO'S KOSHER DELI
100% COTTON SHIRTS
SIZES: YM, YL, S, M, L, XL
SHIRT COLORS: VARIOUS (please email me for current list)

MEL GIBSON "LETHAL WEAPON"
AMERICAN APPAREL SHIRTS
SIZES: S, M, L, XL
SHIRT COLORS: BLACK with white logo, RED with black and white logo

THE PASSION OF KOSHER KLOTHING: Even amid controversy from around the globe, Kosher Klothing has taken the steps to spread the mantra of "Mix Your Milk With Your Meat." The community is speaking out...here are some of the quotes:

"Finally, a shirt to wear while wandering the desert" - Moses

"Kosher Klothing is definitely not my homeboy" - Jesus

"I could not have come up with a better line of shirts" - God

HISTORY: Kosher Klothing has been stirred and simmered since 1999. The idea for the shirts was originally concocted while working on the Warped Tour where it was discovered that kids of all ages and religions were using the word "kosher" in common conversation (i.e. "Dude, I ruined my shirt in the mosh pit, but it is all kosher, I'll just get another one."). Being a slacker, the first shirt "Circle K" was not introduced until 2001. In 2002, the infamous (and blasphemous) "Pig" shirt was introcuced to much acclaim and continues to be the top seller today. The current wave of jewish-themed shirts showed that Kosher was ahead of the times, but there was some catching up to do. The four designs currently for sale are just the beginning of Kosher's quest for world domination. Many more designs are on their way...don't try to hide, we know where you live. The shirts are to be enjoyed with a hearty meal, but watch out for the bones.